🙈 Oops! Page Not Found (404)
Like the Prodigal Son, this page has wandered off...
But don't worry — no need to fatten the calf just yet. We’re working on bringing it back home!
Possible Reasons for This Digital Disappearance:
The link you followed was baptized and never came back up
Someone moved the page during coffee & fellowship
You typed the wrong address while speaking in tongues
Or maybe... this page was just raptured 🕊️
Here's what you can do:
🙏 Say a quick prayer and try again
📖 Or take this as a sign to read your Bible. Start with Luke 15 — it’s about things getting lost and found!
Remember:
“Even when a sheep goes missing, the Shepherd leaves the 99 to find it.” — Jesus (paraphrased)
We’ll find that page. Eventually. Maybe.